hi hunny, no i'm not pregnant. just unhealthy. what's new with you?

ok, so, should it be concerning that the following symptoms

1. vomiting
2. stomach cramps
3. chest pain
4. emotional
5. fatigue
6. sore throat
7. incontinence (i only just found out what it means the other day.. so nice that there is a shorter way of saying.. i pee all the time)

can mean:

1. you are pregnant
2. you are sick, but we don't know with what??

great. what is meant to be the happiest moment in your life, can also mean quite poor health.

how romantic. but not. because i'm not pregnant.