oh my gosh oh my gosh oh my gosh oh my gosh oh my gosh oh my gosh oh my gosh oh my
so excited so excited so excited so excited so excited so excited
can't wait can't wait can't wait can't wait can't wait can't wait can't wait can't wait can't wait can't
Thursday, April 26, 2007
what to do during awkward moments
good conversation massacre technique:
discuss your latest assignment
in detail
give examples
today's topic? database versus hardcover research of judicial independence
see also how to sound cool
discuss your latest assignment
in detail
give examples
today's topic? database versus hardcover research of judicial independence
see also how to sound cool
she's bossy...
Today's horoscope...
Switch out of multi-tasking mode. Focus your attention where it's most needed.
Multi-tasking sounds like a dirty word now...
What's wrong with painting your toes whilst you study?
And online shopping whilst the polish dries?
And chatting with your best pal ever whilst you browse?
And looking for another horoscope?
It's always good to get a second opinion..
Switch out of multi-tasking mode. Focus your attention where it's most needed.
Multi-tasking sounds like a dirty word now...
What's wrong with painting your toes whilst you study?
And online shopping whilst the polish dries?
And chatting with your best pal ever whilst you browse?
And looking for another horoscope?
It's always good to get a second opinion..
Thursday, April 19, 2007
you know you're turning into your parents
when...
- "I was about to say!" is their most common reply to anything you have to say
- "That's what your father said last time" is the next most common reply
- you rant about how "it's not about the money, it's the principle"
- you say "oh, is the teevee broken?" when a black and white scene plays (see no.2)
- you talk about how things are different for teenagers these days
- you mistake people in clubs for 12 year olds (see no.5)
you're turning into your parents' parents when...
- you say things like "blast!" "jeepers" "gosh" "gollygee"
- your father asks you why can't you swear like a normal person
- you think it's going to rain because your elbows hurt
- you wear jumpers in queensland
Things to do when reports are due...#1
Friday, April 13, 2007
And this little piggy went to Brisbane...
Once upon a time, there was a it decided to
On the way there,
and went to see the
On the way there,
kept singing and singing
and singing
and singing
until the beautiful princess
lost her mind and shut herself up in a 5-star bathroom
and refused to reappear...
until the new edition of Harpers with a Sass & Bide tshirt
and then she finally ventured out
and everyone lived
happily
crazy
ever
after
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