And this little piggy went to Brisbane...

Once upon a time, there was a it decided to

and went to see the

On the way there,

the driver

kept singing and singing

and singing

and singing

until the beautiful princess

lost her mind and shut herself up in a 5-star bathroom

and refused to reappear...

until the new edition of Harpers with a Sass & Bide tshirt

arrived

and then she finally ventured out

and everyone lived

happily

crazy

ever

after