love it want it need it!

Just finished my administrative law exam... came home craving yoga-rush with that extra kick in the pants one gets when tarted up in new yoga gear! I am just loving everything. and headbands too!

adidas Women

mmm...

CandyCat by ♥KatieRose4010♥ on Polyvore.com

New in Design:

Independent, progressive and always gets it right.

How to Waste Time and Make a Panic Attack

Waste not want not, they say.

i say, why write an essay? (sorry to keep banging drum about it folks. don't worry, home stretch, have only one day left before the deadline...)

So... why write an essay...when you can:

Update your Victoria's Secret Wish Lists! This is mine: HERE.

...and can i just add, they are so darn good at that "we think, if you liked that.. you're gonna love these other 5 items, that are similar, but slightly different, hence why you need them too."

they were right! i did like them! good job!!!

I have spent WAY too much time on Blogger to still not understand technology.

It's shameful really. Meanwhile... I can colour code, stylise, mix n' match like a real sunnuvabiatch. God I love shopstyle.

What to do when it rains...

There's nothing like an assignment deadline looming overhead to make one scroll through random galleries (thank you news.com.au) and get inspired to just make like Mariah (or Miranda) and fluff up that hairdo y'all...

It must be some unknown slimming secret. Will try, and report back. Over and out.

If you like white furniture or ever read Little House on the Prarie:

House of Sophie will suit you just fine and dandy. Me, i would worry about crumbs or soup stains.

Reading Materials

New York Magazine -- NYC Guide to Restaurants, Fashion, Nightlife, Shopping, Politics, Movies

...because i like to pore over that which i cannot afford... will it make me a better person? probably not. but it will result in many quiet hours revelling in some other fabulous lifestyle that i forgot to line up for when they were being handed out because i was too busy on ebay stupidly looking for second hand hermes

(don't bother, it's impossible, save yourself the tears because there is no such thing)

Go Fug Yourself: Because Fugly Is The New Pretty

there is nothing like starting easter friday with a quick squiz at Go Fug Yourself: Because Fugly Is The New Pretty

tell me i have not had so much coffee that would convince me i hallucinated the fact that elle is looking like that jo wildenstein with the cat/botox fetish? looking at this makes me want to roll around the floor and shriek "what happened to your face?!"

yes, those are, hands down the BEST LEGS EVER. but, is there now a 'Botox' tool in the Photoshop program? why are we not using the 'Touch Up Roots' function?! i am so ecstatic over those legs, i really couldn't care less what the head looks like, but if we are going to be thorough... i think the roots would have been a good starting point.


i tend to grap my shirt like that when i'm trying to convince myself that it is a complete outfit and no, my underwear will not show.. i just need. to. pull. it. this. way. and. that. way. and it will cover me. just fine. there. no. need. for. pants.

i give up

wound up re-reading the 'go fug yourself' archives on Jennifer Lopez. omg, it's just gold. i love it. the only challenge is not to actually mimic the accent OUT LOUD, here, in a room full of legal peers..

check it out yourself!! http://gofugyourself.celebuzz.com/go_fug_yourself/jennifer_lopez/

Besos!

D

why is it always so freezing cold in these lecture theatres?!

in my lecture for administrative law... but i'm so tired i can't focus! also super tense about presentation at the tutorial tonight... i hope i don't forget what i was going to say. sometimes i look at what i read and just blank out... super hungry too. someone mentioned congee in a facebook message and now i just cannot stop thinking about

congee - century egg w pork AND seafood
crullers
hot tea
my victoria's secret blanket
FRIENDS dvd marathon
face mask

yummy!!!

it's so bad that i don't even know this lecturer's name.. john or something.. no, can't be. will just call him Professor. what's he talking about? scope of bias rule. GAH

mmm... congee good.....

hi hunny, no i'm not pregnant. just unhealthy. what's new with you?

ok, so, should it be concerning that the following symptoms

1. vomiting
2. stomach cramps
3. chest pain
4. emotional
5. fatigue
6. sore throat
7. incontinence (i only just found out what it means the other day.. so nice that there is a shorter way of saying.. i pee all the time)

can mean:

1. you are pregnant
2. you are sick, but we don't know with what??

great. what is meant to be the happiest moment in your life, can also mean quite poor health.

how romantic. but not. because i'm not pregnant.

Pink It

Pink has to be one of the best colours.. correction, it is the bomb. awesome. fabtantastico. If unsure, go the pink! Everything should come in pink. Like toys...

For Pookie: BMW not included, duh.For Dommynikki: Because one never has too many oversized cartoon theme coffee cups

All things pink

Barbie's 50th Birthday!!! and the girl looks great. I could SO WEAR THAT OUTFIT to work!! If i had the legs/knees/ankles/tan i would be rocking that socks and mary-jane look every chance i get. HOT. Just need a wig...

Not if you are on the Atkins Diet...

How peculiar?! It even toasts bagels...

The world is awful » Just for the record

My best friend Duchess Tianbabes got engaged. I had a text message at who knows what time on the night to tell me the news. I had been wondering where she was. In HK. I should tag her with some electronic device so I can track her movements.

I don't know if I congratulated her at the time. My thoughts were slurred, from the rem cycling my mind had been doing. Time differences are a pain.

I didn't imagine it:

The world is awful » Just for the record

Congratulations babes.

It's funny how news from your friends will always leave you back to selfish thoughts. I don't know when I will get engaged. And I have no idea what I want in a ring. Is it bad that I no longer dream about it? I used to hope so much. I guess I have finally stopped hoping. Now when I get the usual quizzing I reply one or all of the following:

"Oh, probably never."

"I can't be bothered."

"We'll probably just have a barbeque so don't hold thy breath..."

Am I bitter? Disappointed? Despondent? Resigned? No.. maybe the laidback nature of australia has finally caught up with me, and this is where it showed up.

Now I feel so amused when I see newly engaged friends breathless and gushing, 'I'm so happy.' Sure I join in, but I also feel relieved I am not the one suddenly on the crash liquid diet from hell for the next 7 months, and suffering from jitters, hunger pangs, and intense mood swings. All starvation related.

Only to emerge at the other end, thinner yes, but with the largeness of ones' nose accentuated by a skeletal jawline.

It's refreshing to know that my bestie did not experience a personality overhaul on December the 16th.

I love you Tianbabes, miss you loads. I wish I was there. You would know everything I was thinking as soon as I hugged you hello.

Dance a Gogo! yes I am 9 months behind but still...

Dance a GoGo : Sexy Nightclub Workout DVD Trailer - More amazing videos are a click away

I SO totally want to do this!!! and yah, I have every intention of having a skunk hairdo with crazy outfit when I do it!! *heeheehee*

Dom's Checklist:

1. Get tyre changed by roadside assistance - check
2. Have deep and meaningful discussion with roadside assistance guy regarding best looking rims to assign to the volvo - check
3. Finish banking law report and hand it in tomorrow - *cry*
4. Get plumbing issue fixed - *ugh*
5. Stay awake to do banking law report - *weep*
6. Stay awake and DO banking law report - *sob*
7. Don't throw up with tiredness and caffeine overdose - maybe/maybe not
8. Stop saying 'awesome' and 'totally' - tricky/very tricky

The month in review (also known as: why, why, why?)

1. Thursday night driving home from class and my rear wheel rips to shreds and has a literal meltdown. Freakout. Think about near death experience driving on three wheels and one rim on the freeway. Freakout.
2. Saturday night enjoy a nice evening at home with relaxing candles until Marcus' Burberry scarf/tablemat lights on fire. Freakout. Marcus throws his cordial on the burning couture, the scarf is a casualty. Freakout.
3. Monday night rushing through Banking Law report until Marcus has his late night shower and runs out swathed in only a towel to advise that the ensuite/walk-in-wardrobe is flooded. Freakout. Spend Tuesday A.M. mopping the carpet with every towel in the house.
4. Tuesday A.M. try to plug in the hairdryer to give the carpet a blowdry only to electrocute self whilst standing in a puddle of water. BUZZZZZZZzzzz. Freakout (Marcus). Bzzzzzz.
5. Please, stop. Just. Stop.

P.s. It's funny 'cos it's true - Karen Walker, Will & Grace

"it's a monet!"

"you know.. like from far away it looks good, but up close it's a real mess..."

- Cher, in Clueless

Hot pink Gloomy Bear. So cute, but after a cuddle you feel real disturbed...brrrrrrrrr

I'm such a coward I'd be scared to get one *blush*