Thursday, November 30, 2006

party season...no we don't need to bring our camera...we'll get our photos taken anyway


Carol "pebbles" on the left...Karen "bam bam" on the right
at Greenwood hotel one sat night, where happily, walked into ex' mate who was sweet enough to warn me that my ex was in the vicinity! all i remember was instructing him to keep said ex far far away from me and not tell him i was there! danced so close to the speakers i was deaf in one ear all of sunday
black hairband: spore, red lipstick: dior (you know it!), bronze geisha belt: morrissey

thank god it's summertime, i've got tons to wear, if only there were more of me...

BAG: JIMMY CHOO DRESS: CHIANG MAI SUNNIES: GUCCI BELT: MANGO BANGLE: LAOS

Yes I do

SOMEONE DO ME A FAVOUR AND BUY ME THE MIU MIU RUCHED BAG? I NEED IT! ... AND THE DOLCE? AND ANOTHER CHANEL? AND JUST A BABY DIOR GAUCHO??? AND ONE PRADA? AND SOME LOUIS...
that's all!
OH AND THE MISSONI BEACH HOLDALL? WHILST YOU'VE GOT YOUR WALLET OUT ANYWAY??

It's 7 o'clock on a sunday night...do YOU know where your children are?


My work christmas party was on sunday night...
We were at Cruise Bar (the same night as Australian Idol finale across the way at the opera house..... who won by the way? i have no clue)
More importantly, I was wearing my beautiful beautiful Scanlan & Theodore bustier (and yes that is an excellent set of breastes, thank you...) with my yellow chiffon Bettina Liano skirt (which no one saw because everyone was focusing on said excellent breasteseses...) and Dior Addict rouge lipstick. With token beautiful colleague Moosey darling draped around me. He is a kindred spirit that boy. Found myself wishing Tianbabes was around too.
Drank too much cheap champagne for our own good next thing we had made our way to the Stonewall (after staging a very bizarre show in the taxi along the way) and then somehow found myself on stage with four dragqueens, one of whom wore a dress with "it's my fucckin' show" written across it...when clearly...it was MY fucccckin' show
At work the next day, there was a competition for worst hangover of all time...

Monday, November 6, 2006

Stressing out
Teary leary
Freakout
Beyond strung
Jumpy
Fed-uppeth
Nerves shredded
Shiet son!
Breakdown
Modus grumpus

I JUST WANT TO DROP EVERYTHING GET ON A PLANE AND GO SHOP AT ZARA WITH TIAN