observatory hill

Cotton On for Kiddies...so addictive, half the size so you can fit twice as much in the bag...
Incredibly late christmas present...was more interested in the bag than the actual earrings inside...*heh*

We love nerdy cool

LUPE FIASCO

wears :

pastel jumpers

giant glasses

80's coloured denim

is:

cool as funk

In sydney for Big Day Out & the Metro

lesson of the day: fix that grossometer

i have issues with:

1. food breath
2. coffee breath
3. stale breath
4. alcoholic breath
5. bad breath
6. dirty ears (yuck)

obviously, people who know me know i have way more than just the 6 problems. BUT these are my TOP 6, out of my top 10, out of my top 100, out of my top 100000234...

#6 is by far the worst thing...it can strike you at anytime. You glance at the person next to you, the first thing you lay eyes on is the side of their head. Unless they are a fish, you'll be looking into their ear not their eye. What is worse than looking into a cavern of dirty ear?

Not much. Except:

Yesterday, I had the distinctly uncool task of helping a woman choose an earring and then WATCH as she attached it to one of the dirtiest DUSTIEST ear lobes I have ever had to lay eyes on to date. EVER.

She had dandruff too. I felt violated.

Please use a q-tip before you go jewellery shopping, visit the hairdresser, go to the supermarket, go out in public, before your partner comes home, anything. Always use a q-tip guys.

Nothing on teevee? Get out your q-tips.

Bored at work? Remember those q-tips? Why not? Use them.

Watching stock prices? E-baying? Don't have a kit-kat. HAVE A Q-TIP.

Reading this? I'mma say it one more time: Q-TIP. Try it.

Don't lemme catch you with dirt in your ear.

Jigga wants you to get dat durt off yo shoulder, Dommynikki wants it outta yo ear.

WIRD

tues 9.1.07

i am wearing :

: i am reading

summer holiday

in any or all:

1. honky-tonks (shopping at the ocean terminal & lane crawford)
2. singha-poooraa (eating, shopping at mango & zara with tian, visiting the apple store)
3. melbatoast-town (shopping at GPO and strolling through lt. collins st, manicure at Geisha salon)

yes, in an effort to curb childish name-calling and insult-hurling...have taken to doing this to place names and inanimate objects with no supposed feelings...

if i wasn't as ticklish as i was, i would just book a massage and have my stresses and neuroses kneaded out...but getting me to sit or lie through a massage is impossible...hence the only means of relaxation i have is consumerism...which also boosts the economy

people who get the luxury of being physically capable of enjoying a massage are just plain greedy

where would you go to relax?

i suppose...

1. thailand
2. bali
3. penang
4. bora bora
5. whitsundays

good idea

nikes, loubies (MR. Christian Loubies), pras (prada), a.d.d. (adidas), gooches (gucci)...

love em all...

culture vulture #1

attention

shoe fanatics

fashionistas

pop culturists

on at the

national gallery of victoria

http://www.ngv.vic.gov.au/sneakers/

don't mind us...we're in retail

there's nothing like fine dining, but once in a while all a girl wants after a long day at work is a giant chunk of steak washed down with beer at Chelsea...

there are no photos of the steak because we wolfed it down so fast of course.

dommy wears white Supre singlet, silk bolero from Chiang Mai

simmy wears mick jagger Ben Sherman tshirt, beautiful smile

My friend went to Melbourne n all I got was this stupid shirt...

This was THE ONLY ITEM OF CLOTHING I BOUGHT IN MELBOURNE!

i have proven that i have self-restraint once and for all...

i did get a knit from Scanlan & Theodore for mum and a silk belt for me. But everyone knows that S & T accessories on sale DO NOT COUNT, and that durr, it's just good filial behaviour, buying couture for your mother.

BTW that print tony is wearing looks alot like a necklace i like from mimco... but totally overpriced and against my principles (there, i said it, i don't approve of mimco! GASP)

Hello, I'm retaining water

I have thankfully deflated, but at the time, I was truly questioning the logic behind mother nature gifting women with water retention in addition to hormone related mood swings (as opposed to my usual non-hormone related mood swings), glass ceilings and cramps. The silver lining though...it is the only time I actually have a cleavage. Why fight it? ...

Don't bother with mascara, ladies, no one will notice. Garnish with red heels and cinch in waist (may as well highlight that hip-waist ratio). DONE.