I have thankfully deflated, but at the time, I was truly questioning the logic behind mother nature gifting women with water retention in addition to hormone related mood swings (as opposed to my usual non-hormone related mood swings), glass ceilings and cramps. The silver lining though...it is the only time I actually have a cleavage. Why fight it? ...Don't bother with mascara, ladies, no one will notice. Garnish with red heels and cinch in waist (may as well highlight that hip-waist ratio). DONE.
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